bonerparty:

what the fuck is the appeal of Jennifer Aniston? my mom has friends who are way, way hotter than her and those suburban coog’s still wear Uggs.

shes like that girl you met at a bar and then you go back to her place and shes got the Sex In The City boardgame, way too many candles, and liberally uses the words “fleece” and “wholesome” in everyday conversation. i can kind of see why her and John Mayer are boning. it makes sense. its like a bad cough and a day old bagel hooking up.

best. comment. ever.